The Tres Releds

The Tres Releds were winners of our senior auction; they are not actually on cabinet!

In the hills of the Heschelino Mountains,

These 3 Rel/Eds were born and raised

To spread the word

Of the holy father - Heschel

The holy son - Merrill

And the holy ghost- Darren.

Raised by ravenous Rabbi’s, These 3 Rel/Eds

Noshed on Talmud for breakfast

T’shuva for lunch and Heschel for dinner.

For dessert, they were delighted with the sweet taste of Torah.

One day, Noah Sachartoff swiped these 3 Rel/Eds off the Heschelino Mountains

Then Alex Harvey flew them to their new home, Far West USY.

This first Rel/Ed, a descendant of the Shabbos malkah, was born with a desire and a purpose to bring people together via the ceremony of a Jewish marriage. Rumor has it, that she has brought together Merrill and Greg, Uria and Moria, Shermie and Nicole, and will soon be officiating the marriage between Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied.

This second rel/ed, obsessed with theology and philosphy, attracted Jews all over the land to feel the soft cheeks of his torah teaching. You can always find him in tefillin and reading the whole of the Sabbath by Heschel at any time of the day.

Rel/Ed number 3 easily recognized by his bewhiskered chest, is always teaching others how to be the best they can be, in every aspect of life, he is world-famous for being great at making great suckulent steak for his weekly date with the Shabbos malka and is often found sleeping in the pews from his countless nights of studying the works of Aristotle, Rambam, and Socrates.

Estos tres Rel/Eds son….

LILLI ANDREW AND GABE